Over lunch today:
Jes: “The Millward’s wedding reception is Saturday night. Are we going?”
Evan: “I think we should. They came to ours.”
Jes: “I won’t know a soul there. Can we leave early?”
Evan: “No, you are like Riverside Barbie. Barbie never leaves early”.
Archive for August, 2007
His.
Posted in Uncategorized on August 24, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Big Girls Don’t Cry
Posted in Uncategorized on August 24, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Yesterday I started with school with the hopes of a new start and a fresh beginning but was slapped in the face with my evil twin, Change. I left for my 11am class at about 9:30, plenty of time for the 3o minute drive to Orange County and way too much time to find [...]
“The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook”-Julia Child
Posted in Uncategorized on August 20, 2007 | 3 Comments »
If anyone would have informed me that I would gain fifteen pounds when I found a husband I would have thought thrice about being married. After being on birth control and coming to the slow realization that every living thing must be fed, including the dog and husband, I have crept to a weight that is purely [...]
The World is Ours!
Posted in Uncategorized on August 18, 2007 | 3 Comments »
We got our passports today…within two days of when promised. I love it when systems work!
For my Dad
Posted in Uncategorized on August 17, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Here’s a shout out to my Dad. I came across this today and couldn’t let an opportunity pass to make my Dad laugh.
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court,word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment [...]
My Day Job
Posted in Uncategorized on August 15, 2007 | 4 Comments »
While an expert freelancer in everything pop culture, sub-culture and extreme AND SIMULTANEOUSLY focusing most of my undergraduate work in film studies (late night movies) and meditation (over-all laziness) it would be amiss not to mention how I help contribute to the Eastman household. I bring home a meager check bi-weekly from my sales/marketing gig [...]
Buyer Beware–Tales of a Shopping Spree Gone Bad. Way Bad.
Posted in Uncategorized on August 13, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Yes, it was Moprah’s Birthday Bash this weekend and according to Evan she is the baddest MIL around. I am glad that he thinks my Mom is so cool and brazen with a strength of character I have unsuccessfully attempted to duplicate for over two decades. Because of her utter coolness and the fact she [...]
View Pictures
Posted in Uncategorized on August 9, 2007 | 2 Comments »
You can view the rest of our pictures that I just now got around to developing here.
Summer’s Ending
Posted in Uncategorized on August 8, 2007 | 4 Comments »
I consider my greatest weakness my innate ability to live my life in the future and that is why when today is August 8, 2007 I find myself thinking it is mid-September and all of the sweaters in Macy’s are marked full price. I love summer because it marks the end of the year for me. You see, my [...]
‘Cause Licking Your Arm is Fun to Do. Fun to Do
Posted in Uncategorized on August 6, 2007 | 4 Comments »
I am currently in the Primary in our ward. Not only has this calling provided a built in birth control system and enabled the germaphobe in me to unleash it’s fury while reminding me how horrible seven- year- old children are, but it has introduced me to a generation of ‘Love The Children’ parents who will [...]
